triptrippy:

laios touden’s breasts you will always be famous

eternalgirlscout:

miss-wizard:

“what would dungeon meshi do in x horror setting” -> they would eat the things. boring

“what would dungeon meshi do in hansel and gretel” -> topic of infinite depth

#senshi wouldnt let them eat the witches hut because #‘its not as good if you dont make it yourself. besides. you cant just eat sweets for a meal’ #and then it would just be 3 pages of marcille seething next to the tiramisu brickwork as they boil acorns (via @freelanceplatypus)

saw-heritage-posts:

screamydreamy:

saw heritage post

omtai:

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

The AI tech bubble finally bursting is going to be both catastrophic and very funny.

Like it’s going to be wild, it’s already starting to hit NVIDIA stock. The chain reaction will hit tech giants and everyone depending on them.

Line goes down.

tillwhen:

this has to be one of the most relatable manga pages i’ve ever seen

elecmon:

desert brothers with silly hats on the mind

freefitty:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

gayelectro:

randomslasher:

ciatri:

3fluffies:

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

paulgadzikowski:

sleepy-bebby:

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

when people see this guy coming and shout “duck” they mean it

whitehairedanimeboyfriend:

beaniebaneenie:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

Murdered the entire squad

THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.

They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.

Fred is obsessed with setting traps and Daphne is an aspiring mystery novelist… in what world are they not nerds.

theskabouncer:

hannahp0calypse:

hannahp0calypse:

this is legitimately the funniest thing ive seen all day

french government declares “pogchamp” illegal, if you are a joueur-animateur en direct (”streamer” for zose uncultured english) you must say “le poggeurs”

wintercorrybriea:

zzoupz:

zzoupz:

zzoupz:

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf…

lemmaeof:

mysidaesm:

I’m so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

ⓘ Fact check: Be proud of yourself anyway bitch. Doing shit is hard.